You must try to forget all you have learned$$$ said the old man. "You must begin to dream. From this time on you must shut your ears to the roaring of the voices."

But shouldn't all of us on earth give the best we have to others and offer whatever is in our power?

I have never died all my life.

No$$$ no$$$ because she's a mental adolescent$$$ and being romantic$$$ she has a death wish. So$$$ for a brief moment of passion$$$ she completely abandons all responsibilities.

Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.

I broke up with this girl$$$ and they put me with a psychiatrist who said$$$ 'Why did you get so depressed$$$ and do all those things you did?' I said$$$ 'I wanted this girl and she left me.' And he said$$$'Well$$$ we have to look into that.' And I said$$$ 'There's nothing to look into!

Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world$$$ given my waist and shirt size?

As the poet said$$$ 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer.