Too much of anything is bad$$$ but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

I did not attend his funeral$$$ but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

One must be cunning and wicked in this world.

All have their worth and each contributes to the worth of the others.

We all have faults$$$ mine is being wicked.

Books must be read as deliberately and reservedly as they were written.

Any fool can make a rule and any fool will mind it.

All good things are wild and free.