Now there is apparently a causal link between heroin addiction and vegetarianism.

Never get mixed up in a Welsh wrangle. It doesn't end in blows like an Irish one$$$ but goes on forever.

The trouble with modern education is you never know how ignorant people are.

Enforcement isnt about big government or small government. Its about whether government works and who it works for.

In science$$$ mistakes always precede the truth.

The champagne was dead. So it goes.

Only in books do we learn whats really going on.

The function of muscle is to pull and not to push$$$ except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.

A writer must always tell the truth (unless he's a journalist).

I can last two months on a good compliment.