Then she felt shock and shame over the fact that she was thinking about coffee while her planet was being set on fire.

I mean$$$ who wants to be the fucking goddess of macrame?

He parks in the far corner of the lot$$$ explaining that it is more logical to do this and then walk for fifteen seconds than it is to spend fifteen minutes looking for a closer space.

What are letters?<br/>Kinda like mediaglyphics except they're all black$$$ and they're tiny$$$ they don't move$$$ they're old and boring and really hard to read. But you can use 'em to make short words for long words.

The problem of the librarian is that books are multi-dimensional in their subject matter but must be ordered on one-dimensional shelves.

So$$$ you're worried that a pink dragon will fly over the concert and fart nerve gas on us?

She's not afraid. She's wearing a dentata.

Clearly Mr. Drkh has had a long career of being the weirdest person in any given room$$$ but he's about to go down in flames.

Southern California doesn't know whether to bustle or just strangle itself on the spot.

Because$$$ Jack$$$ you volunteered to be taken down into eternal torment in place of her. This is the absolute minimum (unless I'm mistaken) that any female requires from her man.