Fart for freedom$$$ fart for liberty and fart proudly.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

Don't complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.

I don't think necessity is the mother of invention. Invention . . . arises directly from idleness$$$ possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble.

I think every woman should have a blowtorch.

Those who are serious in ridiculous matters will be ridiculous in serious matters.

After all manner of professors have done their best for us$$$ the place we are to get knowledge is in books. The true university of these days is a collection of books.

Without craftsmanship$$$ inspiration is a mere reed shaken in the wind.

Knowing where the trap is — that's the first step in evading it.

Everyone knows that drunkards and lovers have a protecting diety.