<p>We are citizens of the world. The tragedy of our times is that we do not know this.</p>

<p>If they give you lined paper$$$ write the other way.</p>

<p>God gave men both a penis and a brain$$$ but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.</p>

<p>Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.</p>

<p>Choose the least important day in your life. It will be important enough.</p>

<p>Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire called conscience.</p>

<p>It is this broken road with pitfalls and sharp turns and unexpected traverses that has brought me joy and adventure.</p>

<p>What most persons consider as virtue$$$ after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.</p>

<p>It is difficult to free people from the chains they revere.</p>

<p>The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.</p>