A bore is someone who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.

We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.

I choose my friends for their good looks$$$ my acquaintances for their good characters$$$ and my enemies for their good intellects.

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people we personally dislike.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about$$$ and that is not being talked about.

Every saint has a past$$$ and every sinner has a future.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

To define is to limit.