These modern analysts! They charge so much. In my day$$$ for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks$$$ he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks$$$ Freud would let you treat him$$$ and that included a choice of any two ve

These modern analysts! They charge so much. In my day$$$ for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks$$$ he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks$$$ Freud would let you treat him$$$ and that included a choice of any two vegetables. Thirty dollars an hour! Fifty dollars an hour! The Kaiser only got twelve and a quarter for being Kaiser! And he had to walk to work! And the length of treatment! Two years! Five years! If one of us couldn't cure a patient in six months we would refund his money$$$ take him to any musical revue and he would receive either a mahogany fruit bowl or a set of stainless steel carving knives. I remember you could always tell the patients Jung failed with$$$ as he would give them large stuffed pandas.