The feeling of joy came up in me again the way the lyric of a song might remind a man on the edge of insanity that soon he will be insane again and there is a world there more interesting than his own.
Existentialism is the kind of philosophy that makes for legendary children.
The paradox is that no love can prove so intense as the love of two narcissists for each other.
One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.
My personal savior is common sense. And as far as God goes$$$ I prefer to believe in one that would want me to use the excellent brain he gave us all.
My bank must stop trying to sell me identity theft protection. You know why I expect you to protect my money? Because you're a bank.
If it weren't for acid$$$ you might not have an IPod$$$ and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
All the States and Governments by which men are or ever have been ruled$$$ have been and are either Republics or Princedoms.