The history of my stupidity would fill many volumes.

Hi! I'm Ethan$$$ I shop at Ikea. I bought a $300 dining suite and it took me three days to assemble!

I am neither a child$$$ a young man$$$ nor an ancient; nor am I of any caste.

I always tried to turn every disaster into an opportunity.

From there to here$$$ from here to there$$$ funny things are everywhere!

In a country well governed$$$ poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed$$$ wealth is something to be ashamed of.

I did not have implants$$$ I just had a growth spurt.

The pen is mightier than the sword$$$ if you shoot that pen out of a gun.

My abandoned narcotics have abandoned me.

The birds$$$ they sang at the break of day. Start again!! I heard them say.