Facts are stubborn things$$$ but statistics are pliable.

There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

We may not pay Satan reverence$$$ for that would be indiscreet$$$ but we can at least respect his talents.

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

If Christ were here$$$ there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.