<p>We have two lives$$$ and the second begins when we realize we only have one.</p>

<p>Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.</p>

<p>Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.</p>

<p>The most expensive sex is free sex.</p>

<p>Death doesn't really worry me that much$$$ I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.</p>

<p>He's a genius$$$ she's a genius$$$ wow$$$ you know a lot of geniuses$$$ you should meet some stupid people sometime$$$ you might learn something.</p>

<p>Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.</p>

<p>Sex without love is a meaningless experience$$$ but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.</p>

<p>Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.</p>

<p>Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.</p>