<p>A person usually has two reasons for doing something$$$ a good reason and the real reason.</p>
<p>Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.</p>
<p>Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.</p>
<p>Anyone who ever gave you confidence$$$ you owe them a lot.</p>
<p>I don't mean I'd mind being rich and famous. That's very much on my schedule and someday I'll try to get around to it.</p>
<p>I've tried to believe$$$ but I don't$$$ I can't$$$ and there's no use pretending.</p>
<p>Death is not a tragedy to the one who dies; to have wasted the life before that death$$$ that is the tragedy.</p>
<p>It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year.</p>
<p>Oh$$$ I adore to cook. It makes me feel so mindless in a worthwhile way.</p>
<p>It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.</p>