<p>Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.</p>

<p>History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.</p>

<p>A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.</p>

<p>The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it$$$ ignorance may deride it$$$ but in the end$$$ there it is.</p>

<p>You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.</p>

<p>Criticism may not be agreeable$$$ but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body; it calls attention to the development of an unhealthy state of things. If it is heeded in time$$$ danger may be averted; if it is suppressed$$$ a fatal distemper may develop.</p>

<p>Study history$$$ study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft.</p>

<p>Always remember$$$ that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.</p>

<p>Solitary trees$$$ if they grow at all$$$ grow strong.</p>

<p>This paper$$$ by its very length$$$ defends itself from ever being read.</p>