I don't remember Moses writing$$$ 'Thou shalt not kill.. unless you think you have a good reason.'

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy$$$ but it's very funny -- Did you ever try buying them without money?

Government that breaks its own laws can also easily break you.

It is wrong to have an ideal view of the world. That's where the mischief starts. That's where everything starts unravelling...

Literature is invention. Fiction is fiction. To call a story a true story is an insult to both truth and art.

...All my best words are deserters and do not answer the trumpet call$$$ and the remainder are cripples.

Literature and butterflies are the two sweetest passions known to man.

What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step$$$ too.