Boredom and stupidity and patriotism$$$ especially when combined$$$ are three of the greatest evils of the world we live in.

You're all mad for words. Words are just farts from a lot of fools who have swallowed too many books. Give me things!

Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.

I wish people weren't so set on being themselves$$$ when that means being a bastard.

If there is a God$$$ his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

When shall we live if not now?

The art of life is the art of avoiding pain.

The very rich are enormously resentful of bad weather. It is the one discomfort that their money cannot do anything about.

It is almost worth going away because it's so lovely coming back.

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.