Probably human cruelty is fixed and eternal. Only styles change.

The most beautiful words in the English language are not 'I love you'$$$ but 'It's benign'.

Anything worth knowing cannot be understood by the human mind.

I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.

I am at two with nature.

It reminds me of that old joke- you know$$$ a guy walks into a psychiatrist's office and says$$$ hey doc$$$ my brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Then the doc says$$$ why don't you turn him in? Then the guy says$$$ I would but I need the eggs. I guess that's how I feel about relationships. They're totally crazy$$$ irrational$$$ and absurd$$$ but we keep going through it because we need the eggs.

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.