It is said that power corrupts$$$ but actually it's more true that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted by other things than power.

The ties that bind us to life are tougher than you imagine$$$ or than any one can who has not felt how roughly they may be pulled without breaking.

Life is like underwear$$$ should be changed twice a day.

We travel for romance$$$ we travel for architecture$$$ and we travel to be lost.

Way out in the country tonight he could smell the pumpkins ripening toward the knife and the triangle eye and the singeing candle.

Can't you recognize the human in the inhuman?

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion$$$ I spend the rest of the day putting the pieces together.

The first thing you learn in life is you're a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you're the same fool.

Being alone makes us stronger. That's the honest truth. But it's cold comfort$$$ since even if I wanted company no one will come near me anymore.