Reported as Oscar Wilde's last words on his death bed: "This wallpaper is killing me. One of us has to go."

Truth$$$ in matters of religion$$$ is simply the opinion that has survived.

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good$$$ but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

There is only one class in the community that thinks more about money than the rich$$$ and that is the poor.

The optimist sees the donut$$$ the pessimist sees the hole.

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.

I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.

Ordinary riches can be stolen$$$ real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.