The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have$$$ instead of what you don't have.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

Raised by two mothers... Wow$$$ most of us barely survive one.

I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.

It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.

A woman's heart is an ocean of deep secrets.