I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

Use the right word$$$ not its second cousin.

Habit is habit$$$ and not to be flung out of the window by any man$$$ but coaxed down-stairs one step at a time.

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

But who prays for Satan? Who$$$ in eighteen centuries$$$ has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

How quiet the writing$$$ how noisy the printing.

A person who gets angry at his own illness is sure to overcome it.

We must have strong minds$$$ ready to accept facts as they are.

Everything depends on upbringing.