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<p>Churchill was in the lavatory in the House of Commons and his secretary knocked on the door and said: Excuse me Prime Minister$$$ but the Lord Privy Seal wishes to speak to you. After a pause Churchill replied: Tell His Lordship: I'm sealed on The Privy and can only deal with one shit at a time.</p>