And stop pointing that beard at me$$$ it might go off!

Great is the art of beginning.

I don't believe in Beatles$$$ I just believe in me.

Reflect upon your present blessings — of which every man has many — not on your past misfortunes$$$ of which all men have some.

The women of the South have brought into American literature a unique mixture of domesticity and grotesquerie.

Buster was queer as a cat fart.

The whole modern world has been shaped by lopsided outcomes.

There is no friend as loyal as a book.

Whenever enyone has offended me$$$ I try to raise my soul so high that the offense cannot reach it.

Give the pupils something to do$$$ not something to learn; and the doing is of such a nature as to demand thinking; learning naturally results.