Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy$$$ n.: A modern school where football is taught.

Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

The hottest love has the coldest end.

Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are not as they ought to be.

To generalize is to be an idiot.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

It is only for those without hope that hope is given.

All efforts to make politics aesthetic culminate in one thing$$$ war.

Death is the dark backing that a mirror needs if we are to see anything.

The hour that burst the spirit's sleep.