It did what all ads are supposed to do: create an anxiety relievable by purchase.

The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.

Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from god.

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We we're rolling drunk on petroleum.

People have declaimed against luxury for two thousand years$$$ in verse and prose$$$ and people have always delighted in it.

The multitude of books is making us ignorant.

God is not on the side of the big battalions$$$ but on the side of those who shoot best.

Verses which do not teach men new and moving truths do not deserve to be read.

The interest I have to believe a thing is no proof that such a thing exists.

A witty saying proves nothing.