Nobody with any real sense of humor *can* write a love story. . . . Shakespeare is the exception that proves the rule.

Everybody needs a career manager.- Lady Macbeth

Alas$$$ my lord$$$ your wisdom is consumed in confidence.

And shake the yoke of inauspicious stars<br/>From this world-wearied flesh. Eyes$$$ look your last!

Name the different types of laughter that are available to us and that's what life is all about.

Everybody's at war with different things. I'm at war with my own heart sometimes.

Hate to sound sleazy$$$ but tease me$$$ I don't want it if it's that easy.

And I. I too. Quite collected at cocktail parties$$$ meanwhile in my head I'm undergoing open-heart surgery.

The man inside of woman ties a knot so that they will never again be separate.

Live or die$$$ but don't poison everything.