But what world says that I'm wicked? It can only be the next world. This world and I are on excellent terms.

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy.

When good Americans die$$$ they go to Paris<br>"Where do bad Americans go?"<br>"They stay in America."

Every great man nowadays has his disciples$$$ and it is usually Judas who writes the biography.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.

I've now realised for the first time in my life the vital Importance of Being Earnest.

And with tears of blood he cleansed the hand$$$<br>The hand that held the steel:<br>For only blood can wipe out blood$$$<br>And only tears can heal.

I think that it can be assumed that no adults are ever really 'shocked' - that being shocked is always a pose.

The public for which masterpieces are intended is not of this earth.