Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog$$$ you learn a lot in the process$$$ but in the end you kill it.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.

The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

I have two foes in the world$$$ twins inextricably interrelated -- the hunger of the hungry and the glut of the glutted!

Don't you know$$$ no one can escape the power of creatures reaching out with breath alone?

A safe fairyland is untrue to all worlds.

This is the ending. Now not day only shall be beloved$$$ but night too shall be beautiful and blessed and all its fear pass away.