Abysmal vermin that I am$$$ I couldn't of course tell her that it was her incredible mother that I wanted to see again. I knew only as I drove through the cold$$$ night autumn air that somewhere Freud$$$ Sophocles and Eugene O'Neill were laughing.

I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once$$$ and the cops had to get me$$$ y'know. I broke two teeth trying to give a hickie to the Statue of Liberty.

This year I'm a star$$$ but what will I be next year? A black hole?

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

Millions of books written on every conceivable subject by all these great minds and in the end$$$ none of them knows anything more about the big questions of life than I do. I read Socrates. This guy knocked off little Greek boys. What the Hells he got to teach me? And Nietzsche$$$ with his theory of eternal recurrence. He said that the life we lived we're gonna live over again the exact same way for eternity. Great. That means I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again. It's not worth it. And Freud$$$ another great pessimist.

Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun$$$ milk$$$ red meat... college.

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with$$$ because there was a tremendous religious conflict$$$ at the time. She was an atheist$$$ and I was an agnostic.

I just can't listen to any more Wagner$$$ you know... I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

Everything we do is music.