Don't call yourself a secret unless you mean to keep it.

Never make a decision when you need to pee.

She is always pretending she loves me$$$ but look at her now. Am I in her thoughts? Is there a tender look in her eyes? Is she dreaming of me as she walks along the streets?

Many people must live and die alone$$$ even in Winesburg.

A man is more than the sum of all the things he can do.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.

The English feel schadenfreude even about themselves.

Screw-top wine has improved the quality of life by about ten percent$$$ wouldn't you say?

Belief is otiose; reality is sufficiently awesome as it stands.

Religious belief is without reason and without dignity$$$ and its record is near-universally dreadful.