Education is no substitute for intelligence.

Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.

Once writing has become your major vice and greatest pleasure$$$ only death can stop it.

Work every day. No matter what has happened the day or night before$$$ get up and bite on the nail.

No animal has more liberty than the cat$$$ but it buries the mess it makes. The cat is the best anarchist.

You're not a moron. You're only a case of arrested development.

How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of$$$ but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.

One of the sanest$$$ surest$$$ and most generous joys of life comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.

Geniuses and supergeniuses always make their own rules about sex as on everything else; they do not accept the monkey customs of their lessers.