Listen! If stars are lit<br>It means there is someone who needs it$$$<br>It means someone wants them to be$$$<br>That someone deems those specks of spit<br>Magnificent!

If trouble comes when you least expect it then maybe the thing to do is to always expect it.

High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork$$$ so in the end it's just plain useless.

The love boat has crashed against the everyday<br>You and I$$$ we are quits<br>And there is no use listing mutual hurts$$$ sorrows$$$ and pains.

My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.

And I say to you$$$ on the word of a Prince$$$ I cannot tell how naturally the mother loveth the child$$$ for I was never the mother of any; but certainly$$$ if a Prince and Governor may as naturally and earnestly love her subjects as the mother doth love the child$$$ then assure yourselves that I$$$ being your lady and mistress$$$ do as earnestly and tenderly love and favour you. And I$$$ thus loving you$$$ cannot but think that ye as heartily and faithfully love me.

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "yes" you know he is a crook.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

I noticed that religion gave some people a way to escape dealing with the world: Things will be better when you die$$$ the people of my grandma's generation said as they worked themselves to death. God wants you to forgive and love those who do you wrong$$$ some people said to shake off the shame of being unable to respond to the abuse they endured. The holier-than-thou faction found comfort in believing$$$ The rest of y'all are lost because you don't have a personal relationship with God$$$ our God.

For it is in your power to retire into yourself whenever you choose.