A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't.

It's easy to make friends$$$ but hard to get rid of them.

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

Thunder is good$$$ thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.

Truth is stranger than fiction$$$ but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government$$$ when it deserves it.

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

If you tell the truth$$$ you don't have to remember anything.

Those who can imagine anything$$$ can create the impossible.

I'm afraid that the following syllogism may be used by some in the future. Turing believes machines think. Turing lies with men. Therefore$$$ machines do not think. Yours in distress$$$ Alan.