To call you excrement would be an insult to the product of my bowels.

No tears$$$ please. It's a waste of good suffering.

All you ever were was a little bit of the universe$$$ thinking to itself.

You're a fine fastidious young man$$$ as proud as a lion$$$ as gentle as a girl. You'd make a good catch for the devil.

An unfulfilled vocation drains the color from a man's entire existence.

You watched it! You can't unwatch it!

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.

Her heart did whisper that he had done it for her.

I have a great mind to believe in Christianity for the mere pleasure of fancying I may be damned.

Do unto others as they wish$$$ but with imagination.