Someday every woman will have orgasms — like every family has color TV — and we can all get on with the business of life.

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.

The axis today is not liberal and conservative$$$ the axis is constructive-destructive.

Sometimes life is going to hit you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.

Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?

I have sworn upon the altar of god$$$ eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.

There is not a sprig of grass that shoots uninteresting to me.

I think patriotism is like charity -- it begins at home.

Anger does not last$$$ that way$$$ for years. But there are other things. Impressions last$$$ when they have been strong.

Her face was not young$$$ but it was simple; it was not fresh$$$ but it was mild. She had large eyes which were not bright$$$ and a great deal of hair which was not 'dressed$$$' and long fine hands which were--possibly--not clean.